How to Incorporate Stray Dogs Into Winter Olympic Sports
Stray dogs are a problem in Sochi. So much so that the Russian government ordered a pre-games round up of the city’s canine population. But are they really a problem? Maybe if we treated them more like an Olympic X-factor, the Olympics would go a bit smoother, and we'd add to the athletic intrigue along the way. So let’s embrace an Olympics that includes the Doge Luge, as seen above.
Also the Stray Slalom, below.
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Ski jumping, with sidekick.
There’s not actually a stray dog in this last one. The figure skating costumes are just that good.