Felon Pens a “Heartfelt Thank You to the NRA” for Opposing Universal Background Checks

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June 13 2013 9:00 AM

Felon Pens a “Heartfelt Thank You to the NRA” for Opposing Universal Background Checks

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The seal for the National Rifle Association (NRA) is seen during the 142nd annual convention at the George R. Brown Convention Center May 4, 2013 in Houston, Texas.

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The most articulate advocate for national gun control legislation might be a convicted felon and federal prisoner. Gary W. Bornman, a bank robber who’s currently incarcerated in the Supermax federal prison in Florence, Colo., recently wrote a letter to the Hartford Courant that ought to embarrass anyone who opposes background checks for gun buyers. The Courant ran the letter under a classic headline: “Felon Thanks The NRA.” Here’s how it began:

As a lifelong career criminal, although I no longer enjoy the right to keep and bear arms, I'd like to take a moment to express my appreciation to the National Rifle Association for nonetheless protecting my ability to easily obtain them through its opposition to universal background checks.
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You can read the whole thing here.

Bornman notes that, as soon as he is released from prison, he plans to visit a gun show to pick up the necessary guns and ammunition “with which to resume my criminal activities.” He closes by thanking the NRA and its congressional allies: “I, along with tens of thousands of other criminals, couldn't do what we do without you.”

Yes, this is sort a cheap, “gotcha” point. And, yes, it’s also possible that Bornman doesn’t care about gun control so much as he cares about writing provocative letters. A 2001 Courant feature about Bornman notes his hobby of writing to newspaper editorial boards. The piece excerpts a 1999 letter Bornman wrote to the Los Angeles Times, titled “Counsel Me Before I Leave Prison,” which reads, in part: “Prison officials aren't the least bit concerned that I have constant thoughts of harming others or that I fantasize about such things as assassinating the president or killing a bunch of [prison officials] as they leave work.”

So, OK, maybe Bornman isn’t going to be cited in any position papers anytime soon. But you know what? His point about background checks is punchy, thought-provoking, and memorable. Well played, Gary W. Bornman. The Courant ought to give this guy a column.

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