Breakfast: oatmeal, raisins, cranberries, skim milk. Time spent eating: 9:38.
Lunch: pea soup. Time: 3:25.
Banana. Time: 2 minutes.
Yogurt parfait. Time: about 3 minutes.
Dinner: Whole-wheat pasta and beans with a side of broccoli rabe. Time: 16 minutes.
Chocolates. Time: 2:39.
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