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Jan. 11: Today’s Evil E-mail of Temptation

Hi team,

Someone was kind enough to give me a ton of Jaques Torres chocolate for the holidays. Sadly, I can’t eat it all L So I’ve decided to share with all of you before New York’s big Snowpocalypse. Come get some!

Though I suppose I shouldn’t call it “evil” or “temptation” since I wasn’t even tempted.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME, PEOPLE?