There’s no shelter from the new Geostorm trailer.

There’s No Shelter From the New Geostorm Trailer

There’s No Shelter From the New Geostorm Trailer

Brow Beat
Slate's Culture Blog
Sept. 27 2017 5:08 AM

There’s No Shelter From the New Geostorm Trailer

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Ka-boom!

Warner Bros.

Here comes a brand new movie, full of hail and blood
The satellites go crazy, the sky is full of mud,
It came to us from Warner Bros., but it looks void of form,
Click play to watch the trailer
For the Geostorm.

Well, Gerard Butler stars, so mister, you can rest assured,
He'll try to fight the satellites, on that he gives his word,
In a world of steel-eyed death and men who are fighting to be warm,
He's looking for some shelter,
From the Geostorm.

Ed Harris, Abbie Cornish, there is little risk involved,
Directed by Dean Devlin, let's hope his style's evolved,
Try imagining a place where it is never safe and warm,
The place you just imagined,
Is called the Geostorm.

Hong Kong's burned up from gas leaks, buried in the hail,
The Kremlin's shot with lasers as the weather system fails,
The Bolshoy Moskvoretsky Bridge is starting to deform,
From taking too much damage,
In the Geostorm.

Well, the script looks quite ridiculous and the acting no account,
But nothing really matters much, it's box office that counts
And the weekend culture blogger, he blows a futile horn,
But still you’ll all buy tickets,
For the Geostorm.