On Wednesday, Late Night With Seth Meyers
Looked closely at Washington liars,
Especially the plumpest,
The Donaldy Trumpest,
The one with the fury and fires.
So Seth Meyers makes a suggestion:
To cut through Trump’s mental congestion,
They should brief him in verse
(Not that things could be worse,
When it comes to the nuclear question.)
Poems might be a decent idea,
To teach Trump about North Korea,
If he can’t stay awake,
Promise him well-done steak,
And some prostitutes ready to pee-a.
Though these methods can’t get much absurder,
Wrangling Trump’s mind requires a cat-herder,
If a limerick will reach him,
It’s our job to teach him,
Or this asshole will get us all murdered.