What the heck’s going on here? You’re planning to sit at your computer watching the trailer for Pup Star 2 over and over again while the world falls apart all around you? What’re you, nuts?
I don’t care if it’s a new movie from the same people who made Air Bud, Air Bud: Golden Receiver, MVP: Most Valuable Primate, Air Bud: World Pup, MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch, Air Bud Spikes Back, MXP: Most Xtreme Primate, Air Buddies, Snow Buddies, Space Buddies, Santa Buddies, The Search for Santa Paws, Spooky Buddies, Treasure Buddies, Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups, Super Buddies, Monkey Up, Pup Star, AND MORE! This is still highly, highly irregular!
What’s that? Show you exactly where in the rule book it says that you can’t just keep watching a trailer about talking dogs trying to win a singing competition again and again, while tuning out everything around you? Well, sure, I mean, it’s … It’s gotta be … surely they didn’t … you can’t just … OK, fine. Maybe it’s not technically against the rules to keep clicking play on this trailer until the world gets back to normal, but it’s certainly against the spirit of … it makes a mockery of … it just isn’t done, all right?
Fine, you win. Doctors aren’t really sure of the long-term consequences of repeated exposure to a trailer which contains the nonironic use of a record scratch sound effect followed by the line “What? Tiny can rap? When did this happen?” But if you want to be the nation’s lab rat, go for it. Watch this trailer for Pup Star 2 over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until your eyeballs fall out of your head. It’s not against the rules.
