Are you weary in BRAIN and BODY? Does your once-youthful blood need rejuvenating? Did you VOTE for TRUMP? Are you PETER THIEL? This new trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight is exactly what you need. Watch at bedtime and awaken with newly restored VIM and VIGOR. Watch in the morning for extra energy ALL DAY!
The new trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight RELIEVES INSTANTANEOUSLY:
Headache, neuralgia, general debility, malingering, toothache, earache, backache, toothear, backtooth, swellings, sprains, sore chest, boar chest, Thor chest, swelling of the throat, unswollen throat, wrenches, admiral’s pelvis, defibrillating diopter, bee’s knees, and MORE.
The best external preparation for UNICYCLISTS and GAMERS. Made with pure Anthony Hopkins, 100 Percent All-Natural Dinobots, and extra Street-Smart Tomboys FOR HEALTH. When used as directed WE GUARANTEE A CURE.
What a prominent butcher of Cottage Grove, Oregon, says:
My rheumatism was cured by the trailer for Transformers: The Last Knight. It did more good than pure rattlesnake liniment and Coldon’s Liquid Beef Tonic COMBINED. I will always keep it on hand.
Acts gently on the stomach, liver, and kidneys! GUARANTEED RESULTS are not guaranteed.
