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A Genius Way to Speed Up Time and Instantly Age Balsamic

Deep, sweet, and smooth.

James Ransom

This post originally appeared in Genius Recipes from Food52.

Traditional aged balsamic vinegar is one of the more electrifying substances you can put on your food, or straight in your mouth. (1) It also takes decades to barrel-age and can cost hundreds of dollars for a tiny, precious bottle.

But the test kitchen MacGyvers at America’s Test Kitchen unearthed a way to effectively hack the system. Enter: the mysteriously named “Instant Aged Balsamic,” from the recent book Kitchen Hacks.

If you’ve thought critically about the “balsamic reduction” on roughly 80 percent of restaurant menus since the mid-1990s, you’ve realized that the technique only sounds fancy: You can simply cook down supermarket balsamic vinegar (2) on the stovetop to make a black, sticky, drizzle-able imitation of the traditional. But it will be sharp and stinging, lacking the depth and sweetness of the really good stuff. (3)

You could instead buy bottles labeled balsamic glaze or reduction right on store shelves, but it’s best to check the ingredient list—they might have been thickened with xanthan or guar gum and artificially sweetened and colored to carefully mimic the traditional look and feel.

James Ransom

But America’s Test Kitchen tinkered until it found the best way to make an regular old bottle of balsamic (4) taste like a million bucks. The testers don’t just (carefully) reduce it but also add a wingman ingredient or two: As they discovered, all it takes to temper and round out the flavors of a standard-issue balsamic reduction is a little bit of sugar and a little bit of port.

This was hauntingly good when I tried it over ice cream, but I was suspicious that these two ingredients had made enough of a difference to be worth it, especially because I don’t typically keep port around (who am I, William Pitt the Younger?). So I tried the reduction again four different ways: with sugar, with port, with sugar and port, and with nothing added. The most delicious and well-balanced, and noticeably so, was the version with both. I surrendered.

James Ransom

If you really wanted to try this hack and were missing the port—say you were in need of an impressive, very-last-minute dinner party dessert, or something to throw on your cheese plate or to pep up your steak or soup or salad (or you know, your well-priced, fancy quarterly balsamic delivery from Food52 had run out)—you absolutely could. You could just leave the port out, or splash in a fruity red wine, or honey, or cherry juice and tweak the flavor and consistency as you like.

Or you could just surrender as I did and commit this formula to memory, knowing that it’s your new tool to have this elixir anytime, near instantly.

America’s Test Kitchen’s Instant Aged Balsamic Vinegar
Makes about 1/4 cup

  • 1/3 cup balsamic vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon sugar
  • 1 tablespoon port

See the full recipe on Food52.

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