With the tragic death of C. Martin Croker, the voice actor and animator behind Moltar and Zorak on Adult Swim’s Space Ghost Coast to Coast and its associated spinoffs, Adult Swim has made the admirable decision to put almost the entire series online to stream for free, as the A.V. Club notes. You can find them right here, no login required. But for a series that isn’t built around a linear story, there are a bewildering number of episodes to choose from, especially for viewers who missed out on Space Ghost the first time around. Never fear, though: Slate has done the painstaking research necessary to determine which episodes are right for you.
If you live in Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, Washington State, or Washington, D.C.:
Every episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast is the right episode for you! Start with “Spanish Translation,” and work your way all the way to “Live at the Filmore!”
If you live in Arizona, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, or Vermont, and you suffer from a variety of medical conditions that vary by state:
Every episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast is the right episode for you! Start with “Spanish Translation,” and work your way all the way to “Live at the Filmore!”
If you live in Arizona, California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, or Vermont, and you’re healthy as a horse:
Are you sure you don’t have back pain or nausea or insomnia or something? If not, start with “Dimethyl Pyrimidinol Bisulfate.” In this episode, Zorak and Space Ghost endorse “Doctor Quasar’s Industrial Ointment” and “Sugarman’s Potted Meat Food Product,” respectively. Buy as much of both products as you can and use them religiously until your health fails. Then you’re ready for the rest of Space Ghost Coast to Coast!
If you live in Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, West Virginia, or Wyoming:
I don’t know, maybe “Kentucky Nightmare?” It’s pretty funny. Conventionally funny, even! Also, although technically not a Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode, this might be of interest.
If you live in Kentucky:
“Kentucky Nightmare” for sure. And also this!
