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Here Are the Most Ridiculous Headlines Inspired by the Great British Bake Off Kerfuffle

Bad news for the BBC, but great news for fans of food puns.

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The past few days have been a whirlwind of emotion for fans of competitive baking programs: First, it was announced that The Great British Bake Off would be leaving the BBC for Channel 4 after seven seasons. Then, longtime hosts Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins revealed they would not be following the show to its new home. Now, rumors are swirling that Bake Off’s judges, Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood, might also depart, which would be another devastating blow for the program.

Still, if there’s any silver lining to be had from this drama, it’s that the headlines that followed it have looked like this:

Who doesn’t love a good baking pun? (We certainly do.) But this sudden outpouring of wordplay isn’t entirely random. Food puns and innuendos have long been a staple of Bake Off, with hosts, contestants, and judges alike rattling off quips about “hot baps” and “perfect nuts.” Perkins and Giedroyc even made it a cornerstone of their departure announcement, telling the world, “We’re not going with the dough.”

Let’s honor their legacy, then, by celebrating even the most ridiculous puns, even in the face of such a painful “custardy” battle.