Donald Trump sees the world through a lens most of us couldn’t possibly hope to understand. But that hasn’t stopped some imaginative Twitter users from trying, and lo, #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots now exists.
The concept is simple: Describe the plot of a movie from the perspective of the Republican presidential nominee. We rounded up some of the best results below, and let me tell you, folks, they are just tremendous.
Titanic: For some reason, people keep blaming the iceberg.
Jaws: And after the shark attacked, there was blood coming out of her wherever.
Saving Private Ryan: The titular character is not a war hero either, apparently.
Edward Scissorhands: Edward Tinyhands just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
Lincoln: At least in this scenario, Trump finally figured out what Lincoln did as president.
