Star Wars fans, stand by for a transmission. The first teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story will be released Thursday on Good Morning America, so Wednesday, a teaser trailer for the teaser trailer arrived to tease us all about the teaser trailer. Here’s everything you need to know about what to expect in the teaser trailer Thursday, based on the clues and hints teased in the teaser trailer’s teaser trailer:
- The teaser trailer will advertise a film called Rogue One.
- But as the teaser trailer’s teaser trailer reveals, the full title of the film advertised in the teaser trailer will be Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
- Listen carefully, and you’ll hear hints that the teaser trailer may feature TIE fighters and laser fire, or at least their distinctive sounds.
- There will be at least three stormtroopers in the teaser trailer, but they will be dressed in black uniforms.
- Something in the teaser trailer will be on fire, possibly a moisture vaporator.
- Nothing vaporates moisture faster than fire, so perhaps this is a hint that technology has advanced in the time between the teaser trailer for Star Wars: A New Hope and the teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
- Eagle-eyed fans can expect to catch a glimpse of R2-D2 somewhere in the left of frame when the teaser trailer is released.
- But the stormtrooper in the foreground has his attention captured by something to the right of frame. Perhaps the teaser trailer will reveal more.
- The teaser trailer will be released Thursday on Good Morning America.
- The film is not yet rated, and neither is the teaser trailer nor the teaser trailer’s trailer.
Will Rogue One: A Star Wars Story be released in theaters everywhere? If so, when? Who directed the film? Who stars in it? The teaser trailer’s trailer is troublingly taciturn on these topics, but Thursday’s teaser trailer may target them more throughly. Until then, may the Force be with you!
