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Watch Nikki Glaser’s NSFW Masterpiece, “Comedians Sitting on Vibrators Getting Coffee”

Comedy Central’s Not Safe With Nikki Glaser has churned out some hilariously NSFW fare before—like the time she and fellow comedian Kyle Kinane fed some very cardboard dialogue to porn stars—but a segment from Tuesday’s episode blows all of them out of the water. You’re probably familiar with Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, but now, Glaser presents to you a new, improved, and very NSFW adaptation: “Comedians Sitting on Vibrators Getting Coffee.”

The conceit is pretty straightforward. For almost three straight minutes, Glaser and Sara Schaefer, a fellow comedian and erstwhile co-host of Nikki & Sara Live, sit on vibrators and chat. The two talk mostly talk about squirting, and—through various hilarious, sometimes nonverbal exclamations—their varying degrees of arousal. The execs at Magic Wand must be ecstatic right now.