Drake's "Hotline Bling" dance moves: A GIF taxonomy.

A GIF Taxonomy of Drake’s Glorious Dance Moves According to “Hotline Bling”

A GIF Taxonomy of Drake’s Glorious Dance Moves According to “Hotline Bling”

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Oct. 21 2015 5:45 PM

A GIF Taxonomy of Drake’s Glorious Dance Moves According to “Hotline Bling”

This article originally appeared in Vulture.

Last night, Drake started dancing. And as he started dancing, he unleashed a new taxonomy of dance moves ready for your next wedding, bar mitzvah, or wine Wednesday. It’s all right if you have a poor mind-to-body connection—in fact, it’s preferred! All that matters is that you’re really feeling it. Drake validates anyone and everyone who has felt shame for dancing poorly. Drake is the great unifier of dance. Drake is us. We are all Drake.

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The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:

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The Call Me Maybe:

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GIF via Vulture.

The We Out Here ... in Wine Country!:

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GIF via Vulture.

The Snoopy Is My Spirit Animal:

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GIF via Vulture.

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The I Have a Job That Gives Me a Work Phone:

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GIF via Vulture.

The I'm Going to Turn This Car Around Right Now:

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GIF via Vulture.

The Pleeeeeeeease:

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GIF via Vulture.

The I’m Gonna Hit the Bathroom Real Quick:

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GIF via Vulture.

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The My Feet Hurt But I'm Still Going:

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GIF via Vulture.

The Who Still Leaves Voice Mails??:

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GIF via Vulture.

The Anti-Gravity Hump:

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GIF via Vulture.

The Ugh! Get This Deer Tick Off My Leg!:

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GIF via Vulture.

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The I Came to a Salsa Club and I Know What’s What: Suave!:

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GIF via Vulture.

The Look, Babe! I’m a Bear!:

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GIF via Vulture.

The BRB, Gonna Take a Power Nap on Serena’s Ass:

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GIF via Vulture.

The This Is Why I Got Swoll in the First Place (Haha):

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GIF via Vulture.