Jonathan Franzen Guardian magazine interview: He wanted to adopt an iraqi orphan to better understand millennials.

Of Course Jonathan Franzen Wanted to Adopt an Iraqi Orphan to Better Understand Millennials 

Of Course Jonathan Franzen Wanted to Adopt an Iraqi Orphan to Better Understand Millennials 

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Aug. 21 2015 12:58 PM

Of Course Jonathan Franzen Wanted to Adopt an Iraqi Orphan to Better Understand Millennials 

Novelist/essayist Jonathan Franzen attends panel 'An Exchange - Is Techonology Good for Culture?' part of The New Yorker Festival 2013 on October 5, 2013 in New York City.
Cultural punching bag Jonathan Franzen.

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In an interview with the Guardian’s Weekend magazine—the full text of which will be released Saturday—Jonathan Franzen told one of the most true-to-type stories in the history of Jonathan Franzen: He once pondered adopting an Iraqi war orphan in order to better understand millennials. “Oh, it was insane,” he said. The idea “lasted maybe six weeks.” And yet:

One of the things that had put me in mind of adoption was a sense of alienation from the younger generation. They seemed politically not the way they should be as young people. I thought people were supposed to be idealistic and angry. And they seemed kind of cynical and not very angry. At least not in any way that was accessible to me.  
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His New Yorker editor, Henry Finder, suggested that he “meet up with a group of new university graduates instead,” the Guardian says, which turned out to be just the Gen-Y fix Franzen needed.

Naturally, Twitter erupted (and Franzen's name began trending):

This is part of what is so great about Franzen: He’s the ideal troll because he is so determined to not be a troll, so hotly reactive even while insisting that none of his critics are worth reacting to. In the Guardian interview, he also said, “I’m not a sexist. I am not somebody who goes around saying men are superior. … In fact, I really go out of my way to champion women’s work that I think is not getting enough attention. None of that is ever enough. Because a villain is needed. It’s like there’s no way to make myself not male.” His whole worldview seems so perfectly engineered to feed the Internet, and yet deploring the way the Internet works is one of his worldview’s foundational principles. As Franzen told the Guardian, of his lightning-rod status: “There is really nothing I can do except die—or, I suppose, retire and never write again.” He continues to issue theatrically clueless public statements but never stops being successful, so jabbing at him—as my colleague Willa Paskin pointed out—never feels like punching down.

The Guardian interview offered some useful context to orphan-gate, but this is not the first time Franzen has spoken about the hypothetical Iraqi child he almost adopted. In this interview from 2010, he actually referred to a one-time plan to adopt “some” war orphans, suggesting that in fact several impressionable Iraqi youth could have ended up under the tender care of Franzen. Finder, at the time, “picked up two toothpicks from the bar and made the sign of the cross and waved it slowly ... as if warding off an evil spirit.” Then his New Yorker editor did what all good editors do—he gently suggested that Franzen might actually be a terrible steward of orphans. “There are more people in the world,” Finder allegedly said, “who can make good parents than can write good books.”