Miss Piggy performs “Bitch Better Have My Money” way better than Kelly Clarkson.

Miss Piggy Performs “Bitch Better Have My Money” Way Better Than Kelly Clarkson

Miss Piggy Performs “Bitch Better Have My Money” Way Better Than Kelly Clarkson

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July 20 2015 2:08 PM

Miss Piggy Performs “Bitch Better Have My Money” Way Better Than Kelly Clarkson

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Still taken from the video.

Aside from Rihanna herself, it’s hard to imagine anyone who embodies the spirit of “Bitch Better Have My Money” better than Miss Piggy. Kelly Clarkson made a valiant attempt, but let’s be real: Miss Piggy is the perfect porky diva to deliver the brash, demanding song. Watch the porcine goddess flaunt her exquisite hat collection, strut her stuff, and boss everyone around in this new Vulture remix, and try to think of anyone with a more fitting ’tude for the tune. Kermit might seem like the Muppets’ ringleader, but we all know who really calls the shots, shots, shots.