’Tis the season for one holiday party after another—and as the ladies of Broad City rightly note, such frequent festive activity can bring a plethora of anxiety-ridden dilemmas. Ilana Glaser and Abbi Jacobson have offered the perfect survival guide, with “useful” tips that will help you avoid boring, faux-intellectual conversations and unwanted mistletoe encounters.
Try these out at your next holiday shindig. Or, you know, don’t.