You’ve seen Dana Carvey perform “Choppin’ Broccoli,” but have you seen Dana Carvey perform “Choppin’ Broccoli” with an orchestra?
No one is going to argue that this was a timely bit, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed it any less. Who knew all Derek Stevens needed to mount his comeback was some strings.
TODAY IN SLATE
Smash and Grab
Will competitive Senate contests in Kansas and South Dakota lead to more late-breaking races in future elections?
Even When They Go to College, the Poor Sometimes Stay Poor
Here’s Just How Far a Southern Woman May Have to Drive to Get an Abortion
The Most Ingenious Teaching Device Ever Invented
Marvel’s Civil War Is a Far-Right Paranoid Fantasy
It’s also a mess. Can the movies do better?
Sprawl, Decadence, and Environmental Ruin in Nevada
An All-Female Mission to Mars
As a NASA guinea pig, I verified that women would be cheaper to launch than men.