A sequel to The Goonies has been whispered about for years, but recent comments from director Richard Donner—and the responses from stars Sean Astin and Corey Feldman—have us thinking that maybe this time it will actually happen.
Just in case, we decided to lay out the essentials that any Goonies sequel must have. We hope Hollywood will listen. There are childhood memories at stake here.
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