This new entry in the popular YouTube genre of family-favorite-turned-horror-film, straightforwardly titled “If Frozen Was a Horror Movie,” makes building a snowman seem like the most terrifying thing a kid could do. Creator Bobby Burns does a nice job manipulating sound and color, and there’s even a quick nod to Quentin Tarantino.
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