If you were confused as to how an ordinary brick like Emmett could manage to take down the evil Lord Business while all of the heroes with actual super powers proved completely useless and ineffective, then this is the LEGO Movie ending for you.
And even if you weren’t, the newest installment of the recurring web series “How It Should Have Ended” is an amusing recreation of the film’s climatic battle scene, told from Superman’s point of view. It may not rival the original ending, but the raspy Batman voice will never stop being funny.
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