If you were confused as to how an ordinary brick like Emmett could manage to take down the evil Lord Business while all of the heroes with actual super powers proved completely useless and ineffective, then this is the LEGO Movie ending for you.
And even if you weren’t, the newest installment of the recurring web series “How It Should Have Ended” is an amusing recreation of the film’s climatic battle scene, told from Superman’s point of view. It may not rival the original ending, but the raspy Batman voice will never stop being funny.
TODAY IN SLATE
More Than Scottish Pride
Scotland’s referendum isn’t about nationalism. It’s about a system that failed, and a new generation looking to take a chance on itself.
What Charles Barkley Gets Wrong About Corporal Punishment and Black Culture
Why Greenland’s “Dark Snow” Should Worry You
Three Talented Actresses in Three Terrible New Shows
Why Do Some People See the Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese?
The science that explains the human need to find meaning in coincidences.
Happy Constitution Day!
Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.