This Is the Best LinkedIn Profile

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April 22 2014 7:02 PM

This Is the Best LinkedIn Profile

Hundreds of articles have been written about how to make the best LinkedIn profile. Well, they may as well give up, because this, via the Twitter of Jalopnik’s Travis Okulski, is the best LinkedIn profile:

Shaquille_ONeal_LinkedIn

We reached out to Turner Sports and they confirmed that this is in fact the profile of Shaquille O’Neal, whom you might remember as the CEO of “Alot [sic] of different companies. Inc.” Thanks to everyone else for entering.

Forrest Wickman is a Slate senior editor. He writes and edits for Slate’s culture blog, Brow Beat.

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