Following in the footsteps of such previous inspired mashups as This Charming Charlie and Nietzsche Family Circus is this weirdly perfect Tumblr that pairs Family Circus cartoons with the glum wisdom of True Detective’s Rust Cohle.
It should help hold fans over for Season 2, lest otherwise we deny our programing, stop reproducing, and walk hand in hand into extinction.
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