Derp Hard: Trailer for Die Hard features mistakes, flubs. (VIDEO)

The Terrible Die Hard That Might Have Been

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Dec. 17 2013 1:31 PM

The Terrible Die Hard That Might Have Been

If Die Hard is rightly among your favorite Christmas movies, you'll likely get a kick out of this seasonally appropriate new trailer made of flubs and outtakes from the '80s classic. It was created for for Slacktory by OneMinuteGalactica, who previously brought us the very funny Star Wars and Avengers blooper trailers. Enjoy.

Aisha Harris is a Slate staff writer.

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