A poem, composed entirely from today’s New York Times movie review headlines, in the order in which they appear in the Times app.
Meet the boys: A mutual lovefest;
It gets curiouser and curiouser.
Mom comes home with a stripper,
A jaded boomerang returns.
Wandering souls, united in rebellion;
It’s vacation time, grief stalker.
Struggling for mastery of life and limb,
Sisters in arms (and pricey couture).
TODAY IN SLATE
Smash and Grab
Stop Panicking. America Is Now in Very Good Shape to Respond to the Ebola Crisis.
The 2014 Kansas City Royals Show the Value of Building a Mediocre Baseball Team
The GOP Won’t Win Any Black Votes With Its New “Willie Horton” Ad
Sleater-Kinney Was Once America’s Best Rock Band
Can it be again?
Forget Oculus Rift
This $25 cardboard box turns your phone into an incredibly fun virtual reality experience.