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Denzel Washington Likes to Guarantee Things

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July 30 2013 1:53 PM

Denzel Washington Likes to Guarantee Things

So, presumably Denzel Washington has worked the word guarantee into scripts where it was not previously, right? This seems like too many to be a coincidence. Perhaps he has a "guarantee clause" in his contracts.

In any case, well done, Mash Gordon and Official Comedy.

David Haglund is a senior editor at Slate. He runs Brow Beat, Slate's culture blog.

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