Riker Sits: The Supercut

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May 8 2013 1:59 PM

No One Sits Like Riker Sits

To celebrate the arrival of this new supercut, I have a poem I’d like to read:

Nobody sits like Riker sits.
Riker just sits and is.
He shows us how to sit there,
And that's what we need.
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You rock, Commander Riker.

Forrest Wickman is a Slate staff writer. 

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