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Go home moose, you're drunk!
"Ma'am, please! You can't enter the crime scene. Your children are safe and we have a hunter in custody."
Actual Caption: A policeman tries to divert a female moose into a net during an organised catch after she accidentally entered the suburbs of Lublin, Poland, May 4, 2010. The moose was later released back into the forest. REUTERS/Rafal Michalkowski/Agencja Gazeta
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