Cowboy faceplants at rodeo: a caption contest.

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: The Cowboy Faceplants Edition

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March 29 2013 1:07 PM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: The Cowboy Faceplants Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s weekly caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. And please no more than five submissions per person.

Cowboy Faceplant
knock on cathedral door

Winner: Marcelo Barrero
“Bishop takes Tower”

Runner-Up: DF48165
Come on guys, the Bible says “to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.” Not cool.

The actual caption: The new Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby knocks on the door of Canterbury Cathedral as he arrives for his enthronement ceremony, in Canterbury, southern England March 21, 2013. The new spiritual leader of the world's Anglicans was enthroned by a female cleric on Thursday, taking the helm at a time when the troubled church risks tearing itself apart over gay marriage and women bishops. (REUTERS/Chris Ison/Pool)

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