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Winner: Marcelo Barrero
“Bishop takes Tower”
Come on guys, the Bible says “to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.” Not cool.
The actual caption: The new Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby knocks on the door of Canterbury Cathedral as he arrives for his enthronement ceremony, in Canterbury, southern England March 21, 2013. The new spiritual leader of the world's Anglicans was enthroned by a female cleric on Thursday, taking the helm at a time when the troubled church risks tearing itself apart over gay marriage and women bishops. (REUTERS/Chris Ison/Pool)