Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, please no more than five submissions per person.
Runner-up: Thomas Corbi
Your passionate kiss, that look in your eyes, let's hump.
NEW DELHI, INDIA - JANUARY 24: Border Security Force (BSF) soldiers ride their camels in front of India's presidential palace Rashtrapati Bhavan during a rehearsal for the 'Beating the Retreat' ceremony at Raisina Hills on January 24, 2013 in New Delhi, India. The ceremony symbolises retreat after a day on the battlefield, and marks the official end of the Indian Republic Day celebrations. It is held every year on January 29. ( Photo By Sonu Mehta/Hindustan Times via Getty Images
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