If you're not already a fan of the great comedian Paul F. Tompkins, listening to him rant about wooden robots steampunking human beings to death while guests Jon Hamm and Maya Rudolph look on and ponder their next lines may be a little confusing at first. Give it time.*
Jon Hamm Freestyles
* This post originally referred to what Hamm and Rudolph were doing as improvising. But Paul F. Tompkins informed us on Twitter that this sketch was written and rehearsed. We regret the error.
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