Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, please no more than five submissions per person.
Winner: Blake Hannon
“Siri, where is the closest shoe repair store within rowing distance?”
Runner-up: dtsd
Millions Wake Up in Ocean as Apple Begins Moving Cities to Fix Maps App
Original Caption: People wade through floodwaters in Jakarta’s central business district on January 17, 2013 in Jakarta, Indonesia. Thousands of Indonesians were displaced and the capital was covered in many key areas in over a meter of water after days of heavy rain. (Photo by Ed Wray/Getty Images)
