Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, please no more than five submissions per person. Get creative, people!
Winner: De Cosmos
"Striped ties are a little busy for my tastes."
Runner-up: Miguel Tomar Nogueira
Can I borrow your pen? Mine's empty.
Original Caption: Presidential candidates (L-R) Milos Zeman, Vladimir Franz and Jiri Dientsbier are seen prior the pre-election's TV debate on January 10, 2013 in Prague. The first Czech direct presidential election was held on January 11-12, 2013.
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