Dear hosts of local television morning shows,
Please book Hannibal Buress whenever he comes to your metro area to do stand-up. He wrote great stuff for SNL and 30 Rock, his 2012 stand-up special was fantastic, and he will make everybody who tunes into, say, Charlotte Today or what have you chortle a great deal.
P.S. Via Splitsider.
TODAY IN SLATE
Black people’s disdain for “proper English” and academic achievement is a myth.
Alabama’s Insane New Abortion Law Gives Fetuses Lawyers and Puts Teenage Girls on Trial
Tattoo Parlors Have Become a Great Investment
A Jaw-Dropping Political Ad Aimed at Young Women, Apparently
Big Problems With the Secret Service Were Reported Last Year. Nobody Cared.
Beautiful, sexy, and fascinatingly mean.