Yes, this is very short, and the audio quality is not terrific, but maybe if enough of us watch this video, newly minted Grammy darling Frank Ocean will decide to go to a studio and record the whole thing.
Judging from the 90 seconds we get here, that would be to the benefit everyone. (Via Stereogum.)
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