Why is the video below so funny? Probably because, if you're like me, nothing about Twilight makes much sense, so it seems entirely plausible that past scenes have concerned the making of stew from dead pet rabbits.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 won the box office again this past weekend, by the way.
TODAY IN SLATE
More Than Scottish Pride
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Why Greenland’s “Dark Snow” Should Worry You
Three Talented Actresses in Three Terrible New Shows
The Human Need to Find Connections in Everything
It’s the source of creativity and delusions. It can harm us more than it helps us.
Happy Constitution Day!
Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.