Brow Beat is on record against the hiring of Christopher Nolan to direct Star Wars: Episode VII, despite his obvious talents. But what about Wes Anderson? Perhaps tackling an epic franchise set in a galaxy far away would broaden his scope, and he would bring a new, unexpectedly emotional and yet lighthearted touch to the occasionally wooden sci-fi series.

OK, it’s a terrible idea that will never happen. But this imagining of it, courtesy of Conan, is pretty fun. And at least Han shoots first.