As all Americans know, the only real reason to vote is for an “I Voted” sticker. Which is why we’ve been horrified at reports of polling stations whose sticker rolls have run empty—or, worse, who never had any stickers at all.
To fight this shortage, we’ve designed the print-your-own stickers below. Print them out at home, or at work. (We also designed a version with extra serifs, for Romney voters.) Just don’t forget to wear them proudly, as our forefathers intended.
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