Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also please no more than five submissions or you will be disqualified.
Hillary was thrilled to finally find the exact shade of maroon she wanted for her new pillow covers.
Runner Up: Sky Kauweloa
"I'm pretty sure someone helped build that."
Runner Up 2: van Fedorko
"They're very nice, Christina but I don't know that they could bring about world peace."
World Food Programme Ambassador Christina Aguilera and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton pose for a photo next to this year's McGovern Awards at the US Department of State in Washington, DC.(Paul J. Richards/AFP/Getty Images.)