How long would it take to watch every alcoholic drink ever drunk on Mad Men? About five minutes, apparently—as long as you watch them very, very fast.
So proves the fun video below. Something else it proves: The show has so much boozing that watching every bit of it in quick succession also provides a little refresher course in the series, from the rise of Peggy as a copywriter to the decline of the (first) Draper marriage and beyond.
If you prefer your Mad Men refreshers with narration, check out the handy video guide from Slate. It goes well, in fact, with the appertif below. Bottoms up.
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