Posted Sunday, Sept. 30, 2012, at 9:49 AM
Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, no more than five submissions, please, or you will be disqualified.
Winner: Raymond Landolfi
Do these pants make my wallet look too fat?
Runner Up: Eric Lubarsky
Citizens of Humanity Denim: $189
Brioni Dress Shirt: $575
Ralph Lauren Loafers: $495
Dressing as an Everyman, while my driver wears a $200 suit: Priceless.
Actual Caption: US Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney pauses before entering his SUV after arrival in Las Vegas on September 21, 2012. AFP PHOTO/Nicholas KAMM (Photo credit should read NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/GettyImages)