Caption Contest: Romney on Tax Release Day

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Sept. 22 2012 9:00 AM

This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Romney on Tax Release Day

Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also, no more than five submissions, please, or you will be disqualified. All we're going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken Friday.

Mitt Romney on Tax Release Day

Model Tyra Banks, television personality Kim Kardashian, vocalist Kanye West and actress Stacy Keibler attend the Marchesa spring 2013 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Vanderbilt Hall at Grand Central Terminal on September 12, 2012 in New York City.Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images

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Winner: Eiganvalue

Pictured from left to right - Not so swift, had a swift marriage, hates Taylor Swift.

Runner Up: Non Compos Mentis

NASA, Sept. 2012: In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, Hubble Space Telescope snaps photo of the center of the universe.

Actual Caption:  (L-R) Model Tyra Banks, television personality Kim Kardashian, vocalist Kanye West and actress Stacy Keibler attend the Marchesa spring 2013 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Vanderbilt Hall at Grand Central Terminal on September 12, 2012 in New York City. (Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images)

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