Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. This week your task is to name this Burning Man look. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also please no more than five submissions or you will be disqualified.
We were a wee bit disappointed that Romney, Ryan Snack Edition did not inspire any references to the "snack, snack, snack crunch" song.
Ryan is saddened by the news that Romney will not share his muffins
Runner Up: jsncord
Paul, just letting you know that I can only have 1% with my coffee.
Republican Presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (L) and U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) hold bags of food at a Culver's restaurant on April 1, 2012 in Johnson Creek, Wisconsin. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
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