Caption Contest: Name That Burner Style Edition

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Sept. 4 2012 8:30 AM

This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Name That Burner Style Edition

Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. This week your task is to name this Burning Man look. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer. Also please no more than five submissions or you will be disqualified.

Burning Man Burner

Mitt Romney Paul Ryan Republican Vicepresidential nominee.
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 We were a wee bit disappointed that Romney, Ryan Snack Edition did not inspire any references to the "snack, snack, snack crunch" song.

Winner: Black-6

Ryan is saddened by the news that Romney will not share his muffins

Runner Up:  jsncord

Paul, just letting you know that I can only have 1% with my coffee.

Actual Caption:

Republican Presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (L) and U.S. Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) hold bags of food at a Culver's restaurant on April 1, 2012 in Johnson Creek, Wisconsin. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Heather Murphy is a former Slate photo editor and the creator of Behold, the Photo Blog. Follow her on Twitter.

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