Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer.
Winner: David Curry
Olympia introduces “The World’s Fastest Shutter Speed.”
Runner Up: Upstater
This is what a photographer who makes $10,000,000 per year looks like.
Actual Caption: Jamaica’s Usain Bolt uses a photographer’s Nikon D4 camera as he reacts after victory in the men’s 200m final at the athletics event during the London 2012 Olympic Games on August 9, 2012 in London. (JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP/Getty Images)