Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. As always, please keep submissions to 20 words or fewer.
Winner: JablonskiBeat
The President set down the empty glass, said “nobody will ever believe you,” and walked straight out of the bar.
Runner Up: mickey
“Four more beers! Four more beers!”
Actual Caption: US President Barack Obama (C) shares a beer with Suzanne Woods (R) and Jennifer Klanac (L) at Ziggy’s Pub and Restaurant Amherst, Ohio, July 5, 2012, during an unannounced visit while on a bus tour of Ohio and Pennslyvania. Photo by Jim Watson/AFP/GettyImages.
