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The President set down the empty glass, said "nobody will ever believe you," and walked straight out of the bar.
Runner Up: mickey
"Four more beers! Four more beers!"
Actual Caption: US President Barack Obama (C) shares a beer with Suzanne Woods (R) and Jennifer Klanac (L) at Ziggy's Pub and Restaurant Amherst, Ohio, July 5, 2012, during an unannounced visit while on a bus tour of Ohio and Pennslyvania. Photo by Jim Watson/AFP/GettyImages.
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