Caption Contest: Milk Diving Edition

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June 10 2012 9:17 AM

This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Milk Diving Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section. No more than five submissions per person please.

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Winner: Scott Wike

Section 417 of the Patriot Act requires all new presidential portraits to have Scooby Doo-style eye holes.

Runner Up 1:  AlexT

"Finally! Someone working in oil actually made me look good."

Runner Up 2:  Dr_T_Gasman

GB (to himself): "Man, I cannot STAND abstract art."

Actual Caption:

WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 31: Former President George W. Bush, left, and First Lady Laura Bush, center, attend the unveiling of their official portraits in an East Room ceremony in the White House on May, 31, 2012 in Washington, DC.  President Obama is at right. (Photo by Bill O'Leary/The Washington Post)

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