Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section. All we're going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken Friday.
Winner: Camille Hayes
My fellow Americans . . . I was told there would be a pick-up basketball game.
Runner-Up: Mark Hamilton
"They may not be the youngest Secret Service members, but at least they're not going to embarrass me by hiring prostitutes!"
Runner-Up 2: Kevin
As I've so often said, I have a special place in my heart for those who back their cars into the garage.
Actual Caption: : US President Barack Obama speaks on the economy in front of the home of Val and Paul Keller on May 11, 2012 in Reno, Nevada. Obama urged Congress to act on his 'To Do List'. (Mandel Ngan/AFP/GettyImages)
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